“An unregistered animagus was arrested by the Department last night after it was discovered she had been posing as her neighbor’s cat for fifteen years. The calico cat, affectionately nicknamed ‘Tubs’. , has been revealed by authorities to be fifty-one years old – Former Auror Patricia McManners, one year old, in Swansea after Tubs owner Tabitha Smithers noticed the cat frequenting the neighboring property. Feeling somewhat betrayed,” Tabitha said in an exclusive interview. “Have to give Tubs all the head scratches and tuna she wants, and she’ll go to McManners. I think she’s looking for more food, pretending I haven’t fed her yet.”
On Reddit, one fan retweeted a lore about an unregistered animator who turned into a cat to get a free pet and tuna. As you’d expect, the post caught the attention and woke up many people and made them stop their disturbing feline way of petting.
“It seems the infiltration started when Patty began to suspect Tabitha had dark magic, which turned out to be catnip. When asked if she had any lingering resentments towards Patty, Tabitha gave replied: ‘I can’t say that. Patty has always been a good greedy cat, yes, but hey. In fact, I was hoping that she would agree to continue being my cat after this was over.”